Meth addicts - Those guys can steal wiring from outdoor lighting - while it is still on! They rip plumbing out of houses, that stuff is pretty hard to put in and must be even harder to get out What are we thinking? GIVE those guys the meth, hell, they're pretty hard workers But you can't give meth to just anyone, so there has to be a qualifying test - you show up with 20 feet of plumbing or 50 feet of wire and you're in give em the meth and tell em to put it back! - you guys are now plumbers or electricians they'll work long hours, too Let's do something similar for other drugs you show up with a law degree and you get all the coke you can snort!
editor's note: thought I had posted this a while ago but I don't see it in the archives.